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"Now that's Italian!!"

you've heard of Ebonics, (the African-american slang language), not to be outdone the Italo-americans have come up with their own: Spumonics

Before you can fully understand how to speak this form of language, you have to learn the:

Through the years, the misunderstandings of the opposite sex have plagued the happiness of man...(oops).. humankind. Italo-americans have their own particular brand of problems when it comes to the battle of the sexes between....

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Sadly, one of our longtime friends and associates, contractor Sinisterio Unscrupulata died last week.

Here is his obituary

no fuckin link, alright??

click here to see a picture of our patron saint

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