The WACKY WORLD of
Snow Emergency
Dubbah and Nimrod, a couple of 'shitkickahs' from New Hampshire, were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the
radio.
"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared" the weather report said.
"You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Dubbah says "Ayuh, okeedokee," and gets up from his coffee.
The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups of
coffee and the weather forecast is "There will be 2 to 4 inches
of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared.
You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the
streets." Again Dubbah says "Ayuh, okeedokee," and gets up from
his coffee.
Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of
coffee and the weather forecast is "There will be 6 to 8 inches
of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared.
You must park your cars on the..."
and then the power goes
out and Dubbah doesn't get the rest of the instructions.
He turns to Nimrod and says "Jeezuss, what am I going to do now,
Nimrod?" And Nimrod replies: "Well Dubbah, why don't you just leave the car in the garage
today?."
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