Excerpt from the Hamden Chronicle:
Hamden contractor, Sinisterio Unscrupulata, 62, of 1OO Prolifico Drive, Hamden, died yesterday from injuries sustained in the collapse of a building he had just completed
during an inspection of the premises in Sardina Vista development area.
Officials theorize that the cause of the collapse was the result of the action of Angelo Dumbello, brother-in-law of the deceased.
Born in Cognito, Sicily, Mr. Unscrupulata was brought to this country at the age of 11 by his parents, Regurgito and Nauseata Unscrupulata..... Prior to his death, Unscrupulata was president of the Grossa Negligenza Construction company, which he founded with his late brother, Devianto. "Sin", as he was known by his friends, had for some years been a systems analyst for the Aroma Cesspool and catering company.
His survivors include his wife, Inconsolata, their sons Ritardo and Imbecilio; daughters Ovaria and Fallopia. Also three sisters, Mrs. Hysteria Sycho, Mrs. Mammalia Pendulanti, and Mrs. Constanta Pregnanti; two half brothers, Frequente Fornicari, and Prematuro Ejaculati....... Fourteen grandchildren also survive, all residing at the Prolifico address.
Although active for many years in a variety of civic organizations, only two could be located in the city or telephone directories. The ones reached declined to comment on his demise. Until recently, Unscrupulata appeared at local night clubs and carnivals in a daring act of knife-throwing with the late Inadverto Castrata.
Always a devout communicant, Mr. Unscrupulata is known not to have missed a single Easter Sunday service in over 21 years, and also attended mass several other times during that period.
The Reverend Celibato Noncopulato of St. Bastardo R.C. Church will officiate a Solemn High Requiem Bingo Game on Wednesday, at 8:00 P.M. in the church hall..... The eulogy will be delivered by the Reverend Collectione Basketto, pastor of St. Bastardo's. Internment will be in II Duce Memorial Bocce Field, at the widow's request. Funeral arrangements are in the hands of the Rigor Mortuary Funeral Home and Excavating Company, of which the deceased was a director.
In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to Cheapskato Hebrewlio Bond Company, in order for one of his son's to make bail and attend the funeral.
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